“It’s about finding a man you can look up to, and comparing them to archetypes that I obviously adore—John Travolta in ‘Saturday Night Fever,’ Bruce Lee, Abraham Lincoln. I name people who I look up to and admire. I compare the object of my affection to all these people.”
– Madonna explains her process of choosing a mate.
No, I totally get where Madonna’s coming from on this one. See, my ideal man has always been a mix of the Goblin King from Labyrinth, Franklin Roosevelt, Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and the Kool-Aid man: I thought it was important to have a strong, solid partner who could survive polio, pull off eyeliner and glitter as well as I can, have a fun individual style, and be able to burst into a room and really take command. I found all these things in my boyfriend, and obviously, Madonna has found her dreamboat Bruce Lee/Abraham Lincoln hybrid in hers.
Who’s your ideal man?
Oh Dude! I’m laughing so hard right now! This is so great!
John Hamm. I don’t think I’m asking for too much.
This is the funniest piece I’ve read on here. Well done.
MADONNA NEEDS TO GIVE UP MUSIC.
Axel Rose. I need someone who can survive Acid Rain Scare 2.0. Also, Keifer Sutherland, he’s been a vampire, a cowboy, a CIA operative, dismantled a-bombs, been in a Lars von Trier movie, been the hero, been the bad guy, has been brought back from the dead, has been a cartoon, has survived 80’s child stardom, didn’t end up with Julia Roberts, AND has a sexy Dad.
Also Darryl from the Walking Dead…you really need to start talking about The Walking Dead boys on here more. They are damn fine!
Johnny Depp’s commitment to his wife (not a cheater, at least for now)
+Ben Stiller’s personality
+Antonio Banderas’ accent
+Dwayne Johnson’s body and teeth
+Jon Bon Jovi’s face and hair
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= My ideal guy
but i ended marrying a guy that looks like a blonde version of Zack Galifianakis LMFAO